East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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