So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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