Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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