Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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