For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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