Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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