that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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