just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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