oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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