My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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