no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His nipple licking is glorious
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