the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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