Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
worst night to have a conscience
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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