we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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