u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
The ass gains better be worth it
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