I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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