I want to have your abortion
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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