3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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