yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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