It's Friday. Sex?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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