She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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