I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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