I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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