You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
