would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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