NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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