the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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