he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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