i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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