We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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