He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think a kid would responsible me up
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
