god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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