So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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