we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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