8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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