I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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