doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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