Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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