Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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