Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dicks are not precious.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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