I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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