He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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