so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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