I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
