So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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