It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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