I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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