Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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