I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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