i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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