Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Acid is not a monday night drug
my shit smells like andre
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
