found the other keg... it's in the tree
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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